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40 Funny Things To Say To A Girl

By on January 6, 2014

Everyone knows that the right way to a woman’s heart is to make her laugh! Even the ugliest guy in the world can win a girl over with a great sense of humor. Just look at every rom-com movie out there – they are all designed with that light-hearted comic factor, right?

If you’re stuck when it comes to bringing up the fun-factor, why not try a few of these hilarious opening gags… They’re almost guaranteed to get a giggle!

40 Funny Things To Say To A Girl!

40 Funny Things To Say To A Girl

1 – Do you believe in love at first sight? No? Did you want me to walk past again? 


It’s an oldie, but a goodie. Sometimes the cheesy chat up lines do work, especially if you’re relying on a bit of laughter to break the ice. Speaking of cheesy chat-up lines, why not check out a few of these for size:

2 – Do you have a tissue? I banged up my knee pretty bad when I fell for you!

3 – Do you think I’m cute? Do you need another beer?

4 – Did you sit on something? Sugar? Why? Because you have yourself one sweet butt there! 

5 – Excuse me, can you help? I seem to have lost my phone number… I don’t suppose I can have yours, can I? *Always best accompanied with a cheeky smile!*

6 – Wanna know what my t-shirt is made of? They call it boyfriend material…

7 – Hi there, I don’t think we have met before. I’d have remembered that pretty face!

8 – No, I’m not staring at your boobs, I’m looking at your heart. 

This is a great one to use if you have been caught in the act! It’s always worked well for me! 😉

9 – I’m going to need to follow you home if that’s OK? My parents always said that I should follow my dreams. 

10 – You don’t need makeup. You wouldn’t put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. 

Of course, if you want less cheese and a bit more cute, you could always try your hands at some of these ones instead…

11 – I want to play “Have you ever…” Ready?

This is a great game to play if you want to learn more about each other. It’s actually probably best played as a drinking game too… Imagine the fun you could have once your inhibitions had been lowered too! This game involves two drinks. One of you stands up and says something like “I have never had sex in a tree”. If you have actually had sex in a tree, you must take some of your drink or take a shot. Just imagine the possibilities!

12 – “Voulez-vous couches aver moi ce sois?”

That’s right – there’s nothing better than a foreign language said in a dodgy accent to make her laugh and help to break the ice. Plus, she might just reply with “Oui!”

13 – Have you ever been to the South Pole? No? Guess what… Me neither! We’ve got so much in common already! 

It’s cute but it’s funny and it’s always worked for me… Just saying.

14 – Hi, can you help? I think there’s something wrong with me bed… You’re not in it. 

OK so it’s lame but it DOES and HAS worked. It’s almost guaranteed a cute little giggle and occasionally, you might just get a ‘tut’ out of it as well, but I bet she accepts that drink you’re offering to buy her!

15 – Am I drunk? No, I’m just intoxicated by you!

This is a great way to get out of explaining why you were acting like a total idiot too! 😉

16 – Go on, just say yes. I know you want to!

It doesn’t matter what the question was, or if there was a question at all. It’s bound to get a reaction!

17 – There literally isn’t a world in the dictionary to describe how hot you are to me. 

If you think she’s one of the hottest girls you’ve ever seen, let her know. It’ll make her day even if you don’t get a date out of it! Plus girls LOVE compliments.

18 – If you were a booger, I’d pick you first. 

It’s so childish but it almost always makes them laugh. Plus, everyone loves that childish side of a boy, don’t they?

19 – Are you married? 

Great one to ask if they are wearing a ring, but you could always reply to their “Yes” with “You didn’t say happily…”

It’s a great way of telling her she looks hot and you’d want to date her, but at the same time taking into consideration that she is wearing a ring…. Not that the date is off the table if she’s interested, of course!

20 – Can I borrow your library card because I don’t have one and I want to check you out! 

21 – What’s your first name? Is your last “Gillette” because you’re best the man can get! 

22 – Your lips look so lovely and soft… Do they want to come here and meet mine?

23 – So your eyes have told me that you want me, the only thing they haven’t told me is your name! 

24 – Hi there, did you just notice me? ‘Coz if you did, I noticed you too and we should probably just go out! 

25 – I’m sorry, do you have any small change I could borrow? Why? I need to call my Mama and let her know I’m not coming home tonight… because I’m going home with you. 

26 – Hi there, sorry to bug you but I’m new in town and I need directions. Where to? Well, your apartment please. 

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27 – Do you not think we’d look super cute as toppers on top of our wedding cake? 

If you’re looking for a serious relationship, this is a great one to start with! There’s nothing like getting your intentions out there early!

28 – Could you help me with the time? I want to remember the exact time I met the woman of my dreams. 

Say it with me guys and girls – awwww! It’s almost sickeningly sweet but you’re almost guaranteed to have a giggle out of it!

29 – Hi, are you single? Are you currently taking applications for a new boyfriend?

This is a very smart way to break the ice. For a start, you’re being respectful enough to as if she is actually single before you start pulling your moves, but you’re also asking if she’s even looking. It shows that you don’t want to push yourself on her if she’s happy being single. Girls hate it when you assume they are looking for a guy just because she’s single. Some girls just like being single!

30 – Well here I am. Now… What were your other two wishes? 

This works well with a cheeky wink! 😉

31 – *Hold out your hand* Hi there, fancy holding this while we go for a walk together?

How cute, right?

32 – Have you always been this adorable / cute/ sexy / beautiful or did you need to work at it?

You can insert any complimentary sword you like there to be fair – it works with most well-placed compliments!

33 – *Whispers* How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this room? 

Works almost as well as:

34 – You should probably leave. You’re making all the other women here look bad… 

35 – Are you someone’s wife? Wanna be mine?

36 – Stop! Drop! Roll! You’re on fire!

OK so it’s super-cheez but it will make her laugh, more out of shock than anything else. Try it and see for yourself – this one actually does work!

37 – This isn’t a belly. This is a fuel tank for a sex machine. 

Come on, if you’ve got a bit of a gut and you know you’ve got a bit of a gut, don’t try and hide behind it and pretend it’s not there, embrace it. If women need to embrace their curves, so should the guys too!

38 – Do you want my keys? To my car, my home and my heart?

39 – Let me guess… Your name is Summer? It’s not? That’s a shame because you are HOT!

40 – How many drinks will it take before you agree to go out on a date with me? I’ll pay upfront! 

So… Now you know a few great one liners to help get that light-hearted sense of humor started and potentially lead the way for a bit of flirty banter. What are you going to do with this newfound information? Are you going to use them to try and bag the man of your dreams?

Good luck!